Learn to Lie (English)

Lie to me better
use your wit and guile
for something more than taking up space in your small little brains
learn to lie well!

I'm tired of being lied to by amateurs
why lie at all?
just be honest, say no, sorry not interested
your weak little lie will not hold me in reserve

I'm old now, see
and I can detect a lie a mile away
well, yes, I nod and smile
unlike you

I've learned to lie well...